Theive from the Theives! Steal the Stolen Goods!

Who here has ever lived in a house full of crazy people? Say "I" (in your head so the Crazies in the house don't assume you're the crazy one). Well if you have then you know what I am talking about when I say you most be the ninjedi warrior princess to keep your shit where you want it.

In this house the goodies are gone as soon as you get them. That's right I live with six other people and if I am to leave the goodies on the counter it is snatched up in milliseconds whether it be coffee, cookies, tea, or a book. Doesn't matter they take it.

You expect the four kids to be the thieves right? WRONG. I mean yeah sometimes, more like rarely in my case. No wanna know who is the biggest thief of the Madi goods in this house? Guess. You'll never guess right. But go a head guess anyway. Think you got it?

Drum role please? *drum role* The biggest thief of my goods in this house is Mama Bear Shannon. (Told you, you'd never be able to guess it). That's right Shannon, big sis, is the one who steals all my goods. She high jacks my food when I go to clean litter or whatever else I gotta go do. She steals the coffee and the tea when I get distracted and the books when she realizes I won't read it yet.

So what do I do? My evil little vixen ass gets even. I'm very sneaky I must add. She waits til I am distracted. What do I do? I steal it right out from under her nose. That's right I steal the stolen goods that were rightfully mine to steal since they were stolen from me in the first place. Does she notice? Yeah, an hour later meaning I am that good.

I also got smart real quick like 'round here. Now I fight for my goods and learned an important rule. KEEP YOUR SHIT CLOSE AND GUARDED AT ALL TIMES.

Now you know how to keep your goods from getting stolen. Heed my warning they are sneaky and plotting out revenge to thieve again. So be ready or you will be back to drawing board when them damn lovable banshees come back for more.