Dear Faceless Ex-Friends (you know who you are),

I say no thank you and good day. What am I saying no to? You're fake ass excuse of a friendship. You lied, twisted my words and for what? It was fun to you. You can't stand my happiness I know that is why you are out to get me. Admit it. You just can't stand seeing me with him. You hate be because your man knocked you up and lied or because your man left days before your birthday without so much as a good bye and he moved on quickly. No, no you hate me because you were set on marrying my man three years ago and you left him, I took him and now I am marrying him. Guess what honey, that is your own damn fault YOU left HIM, get it? Those of you who were just fake to begin with fuck off, yelling at you isn't even worth the breath, the energy or the time. Back to those of you who lied to break me and my man up, you FAILED. We're still here, still standing and still going strong. Nothing you do will change that. So grow up and get a life because you won't ruin mine.

Sincerely,

Thrilled to be Rid of You

Condradictions?

You know people are walking contradictions. Especially adults, I mean they tell you yes, then no. Grow up, stay a kid forever. Do your homework, you're lazy get outside and play. Mixed signals right? Well what do they expect? We listen to every contradictory comment they make? Boy that would be exhausting!

And teens, we're worse. (Mainly the teenage girls). We aren't only contradictions we're damn roller coasters of emotion. How about a few examples shall we?

A) Relationships:

We go from this- I'm in love! He's perfect. I'll never find a man this perfect. I'm going to marry him. He sweeps me off my feet. He's so romantic. Etc. To this- I hate him. He's a dick. All he wanted was sex. I can't believe I thought I was in love with him. To- I can't believe I thought he was so horrible...Yeah the list goes on and on. First you love him then you hate him, yeah we get it....

B) Friendships:

We love you, we hate you, we use you. You do it right back. Roller coaster of love hate and betrayal.

That is what this is all about, let's see who we can screw over as many times as possible.

The only ones who aren't so bad are the guys from 18 and younger and this is why:
A) If they like you, you know it. If they don't like you you REALLY know it.
B) They keep their friends by being straight with them.
C) While we women are sitting here going "Oh my god! He doesn't talk he hates me" he's sitting here contemplating his next meal and what game to play after dinner. Am I wrong?
Life could be simple if we were more like teenage men: straightforward...I think....

You Know What?

It is time for me to just say fuck you and move on. That's not so nice I know but I am so sick of people and this is why:
Ever since I started dating my boyfriend everyone I thought I was friends with (not EVERYONE that's an exaggeration but A LOT of people that were my so called "friends") decided they despised me because either they hate who I am dating or that I am dating someone that isn't them or even they hate me for dating him.
Here is what I have to say to that, you mean nothing to me now. You are dead to me for treating me this way so now I say I am discontent with your bullshit friendship and I am deleting you from my life and I will refuse to even remember your lies. I don't need this I have enough going on in my life without you making it harder for me to be happy.
As for my love life I'm not sorry you hate me for dating him but you know what? Don't hate me because you didn't want him anymore, you didn't want to try and that's fine but stop trying to make me leave him, you won't ever get back with him so why try and break us up? It isn't my fault you couldn't make it work.
For those of you who got hurt because I am dating him I'm sorry you got hurt, however, I am not sorry that you took your sweet ass time telling me you want me. You were the one who waited until it was too late to tell me you loved me. You waited until it was impossible to be more than friends to want a relationship and I can't give you that. I'm sorry you're hurt but you brought that on yourself you coward.
Last but not least those of you who hate my man, ask yourself why. If it's personal and he hurt you that's between you. If it is his reputaion then get over it he's not that guy anymore and you can see that if you get to know him the way I do but you have to want to see the real him not that thing you remember him to be.
Everyone who is still there for me I love you and I thank you for being there and for being so wonderful.
For EVERYONE remember this one thing: It isn't easy and you have to want to but it is possible for this to happen: People do change for better and worse but the point is that they do change.

The Truth to Your Bogas Broken Heart

Dear Mr. Man,

Oh you know who you are let me ask you this. 

Why, pray tell do you want me in your life, can't seem to get enough of me until I have a boyfriend? 

Why am I evil for making myself happy?  

How am I bitch for moving on?

Was I supposed to wait around forever? 

Not that kind of woman, hate to burst your bubble (actually, give me that needle. I am going to burst away.) I am not drowning without you. Why should I? 

This is what you told me, without discussing why you all of a sudden hate me (Yeah...and I'M the bitch *roles eyes*):

You said that I hurt you. 

(My would be response: How? I got a man in within driving distance you live IN CALIFORNIA! I am in Kansas numb nuts.

You said: you didn't get the hint 

My would be response: What hint? I thought you were busy.

You said I'm going to say this as nicely as possible go shove a dick in your mouth and leave me the fuck alone.

My response: WOW...that's nice to you??? You couldn't just say I can't handle your happiness or that you chose him over me??? You had to go and be a total prick which I liked you because I thought you WERE sweet not pretend sweet.

Here is what I say to you now: 

You are a jerk for saying that rude comment to me and you are just but hurt because I am happy and he isn't you but news flash I told you in the beginning nothing could happen I live halfway across the fucking country for Christ's sake. Stop treating me like shit because you  missed your chance be HAPPY for me you pond scum. Don't get nasty because he makes me happy. Get over yourself asshole.

Sincerely,

Unphased Ex-friend 

Valentine's Day

Here is what I think of Valentine's day.

You may or may not agree but this is it,

Are you ready for this?

Here we go like it or not.

It is a load of BULLSHIT.

For males it's a chance for sex.

For the women it is expensive gifts

AND a chance to burn a whole in her man's wallet.

Valentine's day is just an excuse for Hallmark to sell you a bunch of fluff.

It's bogus and the shit they sell you is so unoriginal and cheesy

'Tis also a smack in the face for single people.

Another reminder that no one gives a fuck about them.

OR it is a chance for a secret admirer to stalk them.

It's NOT a real holiday.

I could go on but I'll stop there.

Don't get me wrong I'm all for love and romance,

That isn't what this "Holiday" is about.

It is about money.

Now my rant will end...

For now ;]

Wonder in Wonderland

I see a wonderous place inside my head.

A dream where lovely impossible things come true.

I am Alice.

Running through wonderland.

Or am I the cat.

Oh I'm the michevious Cheshire Cat.

Maybe I'm the hatter mad as can be.

Tis the beauty of this dream you see.

In wonderland I can be anything I see.

Imagination is key.

Could possibly be insanity.

Fine line between the two.

Who could have ever knew?

Never Never Land

Take me away far far away,

where i can play all day.

In Never land,

I'll fly away with Peter Pan.

Well sword fight with Hook,

Show those mermaids whose boss.

Save Tiger Lily and be honored by the braves.

What I wouldn't give to take Wendy's place.

I'd be the best lost girl you've ever seen!

Not a care in the world!

Truly happy.

Running wild and free.

Give me a chance to be that fearsome buccaneer

or anything.

Just make Never Land my home.

And I'll gladly fly away with Peter Pan.