This post is a compilation (idek if that is a word so I will play Dr. Suess and claim it as mine) of funny moments through out the years. (In order from oldest to most recent).
- I watched a horror movie with my friend and the commercial before it said "Brought to you by Trojan brand condoms" and I said "Oh, that's lovely. Appearently scary movies make you horny"
- The next day we were playing Scrabble with my sisters and I spelled sex. My sister Carrie said "Madi, why did you have to have sex? Jer could be home any minute and you're over there having sex!" I just give her a weird look and started cracking up...she didn't realize what she said until five minutes later.
- Friend of mine and I were watching the X-Files and I said "Ohmigod! Add another head and it could be Fluffy" when I saw the two headed dog.
- Dog is God spelt backwards so is God a backwards dog or are dogs backwards Gods??? Hmmm.
- I had to give up the first litter of kittens and it was extremely easy...Until I saw the heartbreakingly sad/scared looks on their faces. That made it the single hardest thing I ever had to do in my entire life. (a funny moment amoungst the funny moments that wasn't a funny moment at all). I did find that it was easier giving up the second litter. It's always the first time that is the hardest.
- I walked in my room with a cookie and set it on the dresser to grab my jacket... When I went back to eat the cookie I saw that my kitties were fighting each other for the cookie (by fighting I mean having a slap war the way only kitties can)...I tried to grab it and the damn thing fell to the floor....And that was it the kitties attacked the second it hit the floor...I feel like a five year old but bye bye cookie T.T...
- I worry not but I understand everything they claim I won't understand but what they don't understand is that they ask me then claim I don't understand when really they don't understand . So they insult my intelligence just because they don't even understand it themselves. Therefore I understand that which they know nothing of.
- Damn Facebook. Why do my comments keep running away?! Oh, wait...They found Neverland before I did. :(.....Maybe that is where they went???? Hmmm who knows????
- LOL. Yeah, really. I heard EVERY word :P. You shall never know when and where I'm lurking, ready ready to "Sporadically hurl [your] words back at [you]" ;).....Oh by the way (Beware the "spy lurking in your house AND)....BWAHAHAHAHA! (Damn straight I'm rocking the evil laugh).
- I always used to wonder what made going to my brother's house so much fun because we never did anything special but I still loved it even before I moved in. I now know that it is because we can just relax and be ourselves (that is even the type of atmosphere you get when you first walk through the front door). Which I have also come to learn is that we are a bunch of clowns who seem to be cracking jokes in one way or another every two minutes or so.
- Okay, I've been dying to point this out. Cinnamon Toast Crunch... Wait for it...Is all about cannablism! Am I the only one who sees this??? I mean seriously people! Open thy eyes! The commercials show the pieces of cereal EATING each other. You can not sit here and tell me it isn't cannablism cause lets face it that is EXCATLY what it is.
- Vixen- malicious woman with a temper (or a vicious little 17 year old named Madi). Just saying
- Siren- a sea nymph supposed to lure sailors to distruction on the rocks where the nymphs lived; enchantress: a woman who is considered to be dangerously seductive (also me).
- You know you are one of a kind when you remember stuff form your childhood that was old back then and is ancient now and you still LOVE it...Especially when it is an old ass song that you get some one else to sing with you. Correction that you get everyone else to scream into inanimate objects with you. Them be the good days in life.
0 comments:
Post a Comment