Dear Mr. Man,
Oh you know who you are let me ask you this.
Why, pray tell do you want me in your life, can't seem to get enough of me until I have a boyfriend?
Why am I evil for making myself happy?
How am I bitch for moving on?
Was I supposed to wait around forever?
Not that kind of woman, hate to burst your bubble (actually, give me that needle. I am going to burst away.) I am not drowning without you. Why should I?
This is what you told me, without discussing why you all of a sudden hate me (Yeah...and I'M the bitch *roles eyes*):
You said that I hurt you.
(My would be response: How? I got a man in within driving distance you live IN CALIFORNIA! I am in Kansas numb nuts.
You said: you didn't get the hint
My would be response: What hint? I thought you were busy.
You said I'm going to say this as nicely as possible go shove a dick in your mouth and leave me the fuck alone.
My response: WOW...that's nice to you??? You couldn't just say I can't handle your happiness or that you chose him over me??? You had to go and be a total prick which I liked you because I thought you WERE sweet not pretend sweet.
Here is what I say to you now:
You are a jerk for saying that rude comment to me and you are just but hurt because I am happy and he isn't you but news flash I told you in the beginning nothing could happen I live halfway across the fucking country for Christ's sake. Stop treating me like shit because you missed your chance be HAPPY for me you pond scum. Don't get nasty because he makes me happy. Get over yourself asshole.
Sincerely,
Unphased Ex-friend
