First of all I would like to say that this blog is nothing like Diary of a Messed Up Kid. That blog is the serious passionate side of me. This blog is the joker side of me. This blog has been created as a result of an inside joke with a friend.
Now that I have gotten that out of the way. French women let me tell you why they seem so damn sexy. It is because...wait for it...they stuff them sexy Victoria's secrets bras with panties. Which brings me to the next point of why are their purses so HUGE????
I will now reveal the answer to that question since men I know you are just dying to know why... I know I would if I were a male. Their purses are so big because they are full with the panties they stick in their bras. That is why their bras seem perfect and their underwear are clean even AFTER she wore them.
Which brings me to the next point. Them big ass purses aren't just holding panties (bet you didn't see that one coming did you???) They are also full of...hope you didn't guess this....shirts. Yes, yes, and again SHIRTS. This my dear males is why they buy five of the same shirt.
They buy five of the same shirt so that they can wear the bigger ones to flaunt their tiny waists and "big" breasts (meaning tiny breasts and over stuffed bras). Then they use the smaller (push up maximum padded) bras and tiny shirts to make their tiny breasts look bigger.
Those poor, poor French men never saw it coming. But now they know to watch out for those French women and their HUGE ass purses.
Now that I have gotten that out of the way. French women let me tell you why they seem so damn sexy. It is because...wait for it...they stuff them sexy Victoria's secrets bras with panties. Which brings me to the next point of why are their purses so HUGE????
I will now reveal the answer to that question since men I know you are just dying to know why... I know I would if I were a male. Their purses are so big because they are full with the panties they stick in their bras. That is why their bras seem perfect and their underwear are clean even AFTER she wore them.
Which brings me to the next point. Them big ass purses aren't just holding panties (bet you didn't see that one coming did you???) They are also full of...hope you didn't guess this....shirts. Yes, yes, and again SHIRTS. This my dear males is why they buy five of the same shirt.
They buy five of the same shirt so that they can wear the bigger ones to flaunt their tiny waists and "big" breasts (meaning tiny breasts and over stuffed bras). Then they use the smaller (push up maximum padded) bras and tiny shirts to make their tiny breasts look bigger.
Those poor, poor French men never saw it coming. But now they know to watch out for those French women and their HUGE ass purses.
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