I warn the men now that this post is about the evil thing that plagues women monthly. If you are squeamish leave now. If you have balls enough to know just what women deal with then stay, enjoy, laugh.
First of all let me tell you my views on periods:
They are Satan spawn.
Evil little buggers out to fuck us over and ruin our lives monthly.
Anyone agree with me? Hmm? Any takers? Any at all?
If you don't agree with me here is a list of reasons why you should:
A) They hurt like hell. I don't know about you but mine hurt so bad I just wanna die (almost literally).
B) They ruin our clothes. You know those sexy little outfits we get to be seductive? Yeah those are the ones periods just love to ruin.
C) They make us crabby as hell. We don't wanna be mean and irritable but those evil red monsters love to show us how annoying people really are. Believe me we'd love to take our blissful ignorance but periods make it IMPOSSIBLE.
D) They stain our sheets when they sneak attack us at night.
E) To ad to A they don't just hurt they make us feel sick and oh watch out when we are sick AND on the rag. Ten times worse for everyone.
The list could go on and on but if you aren't convinced yet...well you will be....if you won't then you are damn ignorant and retarded.
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