Next Generation

They claim that my generation is a bunch of idiots to whom the world will one day end. Why? Because we are ignorant little asses. Yeah, yeah, yeah...we've heard it all before. The world will be brought to it's ultimate destruction due to me. I look forward to the day we prove them wrong but what they fail to realize is that they are...wait for it...THE DUMB NUTS WHO RAISED US. So ultimately it is their fault for raising our ignorant asses...but that wasn't what I was getting at.

The point of tonight's blog post is to say that my generation may be ignorant but the next generation is full of geniuses. How does my "ignorant" ass know this??? because of a few simple facts.

A) My five year old niece, that's right FIVE, is kicking her dad's ass at Risk. That is true talent right there.

B) My three year old brother can start a complex car in a matter of seconds.

C) His twin has been calling my cell since she was one and a half.

D) The two year old can hold a conversation better than half the kids in this house and she is manipulative as all hell.

So what have you learned from this?

I'm hoping you learned this:

Not everyone in my generation is an ignorant idiotic ass and we aren't going to cause the world to end but the generation after mine will DOMINATE the world when they grow up.

Go ahead let it sink in, that way when they do take over the world I can say "Ha! You should have listened. Told you so!"