Ever look at someone' s laundry basket and fear to even go near it? I do. I don't know about you but laundry baskets (especially little boy's [A.K.A. Dylan's]) terrify me. You have no clue how scared I am that I'm gonna go do the laundry and have a hand or something come out of the laundry basket to get me.
Yeah, yeah I'm being dumb I know a hand won't come out and pull me under BUT you never know what terrors actually do hide in the laundry baskets. Come on people you can't tell me you've never feared some one's dirty laundry before! (Not the figurative kind. The real deal).
Okay think of it this way then. Some one doesn't do their laundry for weeks then it smells, if it's wet it grows mold and it gets even smellier (yeah gnarly right?). Then you get to stick your hand in it.
My favorite is the messy eaters. Gets all over their clothes then as you throw it in the wash it gets all over your hands and you smell like last weeks roast beef (which after a week or three doesn't smell so good anymore). Oh actually I lied my favorite (meaning the scariest). Is the unidentifiable goo. That's right I said it. GOO the crap we all can't stand to wash but know we must.
Next time you do laundry remember this post cuz I know you will be sitting there saying "Wholy shit she was right. This shit is scary!". And what will I do? Sit there and laugh because I knew I was right about the horrors of the evil laundry from the beginning. BWAHAHAHA!
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