Condradictions?

You know people are walking contradictions. Especially adults, I mean they tell you yes, then no. Grow up, stay a kid forever. Do your homework, you're lazy get outside and play. Mixed signals right? Well what do they expect? We listen to every contradictory comment they make? Boy that would be exhausting!

And teens, we're worse. (Mainly the teenage girls). We aren't only contradictions we're damn roller coasters of emotion. How about a few examples shall we?

A) Relationships:

We go from this- I'm in love! He's perfect. I'll never find a man this perfect. I'm going to marry him. He sweeps me off my feet. He's so romantic. Etc. To this- I hate him. He's a dick. All he wanted was sex. I can't believe I thought I was in love with him. To- I can't believe I thought he was so horrible...Yeah the list goes on and on. First you love him then you hate him, yeah we get it....

B) Friendships:

We love you, we hate you, we use you. You do it right back. Roller coaster of love hate and betrayal.

That is what this is all about, let's see who we can screw over as many times as possible.

The only ones who aren't so bad are the guys from 18 and younger and this is why:
A) If they like you, you know it. If they don't like you you REALLY know it.
B) They keep their friends by being straight with them.
C) While we women are sitting here going "Oh my god! He doesn't talk he hates me" he's sitting here contemplating his next meal and what game to play after dinner. Am I wrong?
Life could be simple if we were more like teenage men: straightforward...I think....