Dear Faceless Ex-Friends (you know who you are),

I say no thank you and good day. What am I saying no to? You're fake ass excuse of a friendship. You lied, twisted my words and for what? It was fun to you. You can't stand my happiness I know that is why you are out to get me. Admit it. You just can't stand seeing me with him. You hate be because your man knocked you up and lied or because your man left days before your birthday without so much as a good bye and he moved on quickly. No, no you hate me because you were set on marrying my man three years ago and you left him, I took him and now I am marrying him. Guess what honey, that is your own damn fault YOU left HIM, get it? Those of you who were just fake to begin with fuck off, yelling at you isn't even worth the breath, the energy or the time. Back to those of you who lied to break me and my man up, you FAILED. We're still here, still standing and still going strong. Nothing you do will change that. So grow up and get a life because you won't ruin mine.

Sincerely,

Thrilled to be Rid of You